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people who overtag everything that could possibly relate to their post
- Alex Trebek: This form of oxygen is breathed daily.
- Contestant: What is air?
- Me: *spits out cereal*
Typical Band Song Titles
Never Shout Never!:
GirlILove
My Chemical Romance:
Pain and Synonymms (Fuck)
Green Day:
American Pride (Jesus)
Fall Out Boy:
If you haven’t seen Pete’s Penis at this point then you need help (Sort Your Life out, get a tumblr)
Panic! At the Disco:
We Just Open an Encyclopedia And Pick The Longest Word
Blink 182:
Fuck Cunt Ass Nigger Pain Twat Gay
that would be nice if it happened lol
I’M SURE YOU DO, YOU CREEP.
To all the people that have the same taste in music as me…
I can’t believe it’s not a butter cube!
Why does this always happen on Facebook?
- Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.
- Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.
This chilling picture just in from Baltimore MD. Citizens fleeing the streets as water rushes in from a storm surge caused by Hurricane Irene.
Please everyone, stay safe.
good morning baaaaaaaaaaltimoooore
damn ghetto
omfg
This looks like it’s from that movie The Day After Tomorrow
that’s not real right
right
Right. It’s from a movie. Waves were not that high, it down-graded to a tropical storm at landfall, not a fucking tsunami. This is from a movie. It’s pretty obvious.
yeah I was about to say lmao there would not be a person with a camera conveniently placed in the center of this mess xD
