Well how nice of you to stop by! Take a seat, enjoy yourself, listen to some art and look at some music. Laugh your head off. Have a look around before you go. Don't forget to have your complimentary tea!
Comment (from relative over the age of 40):
Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.